难忘的历史

吴老太太要什么有什么，都是纳税人在无私供养，再说无儿无女，还跟我要，说什么"你能给我什么？"实在是让我摸不着北；稍稍多想，让人恶心，给你一巴掌！她不怕我出书立传，不怕我写文章揭露，她跳着骂："我日你妈，谁敢？！你活罪难逃！"

我迷迷糊糊被他们押倒了宫里，押进了中*南*海。那里面真是遮天避日，幽静寒凉，看得见红墙黄瓦，听得见车行笛鸣，就是没有天地良心！我被架了土飞机，被两个当兵的提着走；走到路上，突然看见路中间有个三四米深的方坑，我高喊："吴老太太，你快了看，这是什么？"

吴老太太一路小跑，急不可耐，里外查看，然后冷嘲热讽地说道："看你妈的比！"一条蛇一样的怪物爬了出来，竟然把她吓得坐到了地上。当兵的立刻丢下我，持枪瞄准。

那怪物叫"Vikto"，是我证明自己本事的东西。我要求能把汶川地震的研究权交给我，然后党能以国相报酬谢我，支付我十二亿人民币做奖金。她却说要把荣誉留给自己的人，听到我要了十二亿就骂我"真贱！"

吴老太太时常惊讶，面对她我竟然坦然自若，她就喊"你知道我是谁？"；这时我就说："你是邻家老太太。"她也不忘面带笑容，不过有股油腥味；我问她怎么笑起来怎么象个男人，她大惊失色，端起右手，食指就象响尾蛇的尾巴上下翻飞，恶狠狠甚至是慢条斯理地骂到："你这个婊子，你别当我不知道你的事！"

我一心做科学家的梦泡汤了。看来所谓的中国梦是不允许有外来户的。谁让我不是汉民呢。

紧接着我就见到了胡老爷，他也问我能给他什么，他把我问得笑了起来：你都做了皇帝，要什么有什么，还跟我要，我能有什么？！他带我见了钱学森，以试真伪。钱老坐在床上，他的房子就象宇宙飞船，八面玲珑，面面都是透明的玻璃窗，毫无遮掩之意。我的话把他也逗乐了，惹得胡总不高兴，扭头直瞪我。我问钱老怎么一直没有换房子，我说他这样做对不起天下老九：他钱老可是立规矩的人，他自己这样省吃俭用也就算了，以后当权的人都按这样的标准对待老九，我们就惨了！

我的几句歪诗，几首烂歌，这些慈母慈父们都没有放过，全部不是我的了，网上一查，全被瓜分了；几首英文歌送给了Hilary Clinton，让她带了回去，Ennya唱的Only Time就是我的，我写的，我首唱的。可惜，活在了中国人的屋檐下，我只能低头了。如果有来生，一定不做中国人！ Hilary Clinton有句话评价天朝,"Shame on your country!"

千年古国贫愚弱，一代新邦假大空；青山有幸埋忠骨，白铁无辜铸佞臣；人未去，已盼归。还让我怎么为自己辩护呢？！ 



 

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