Nuwas

哥哥跪在弟弟的坟前，哭到：没有你的日子，我好孤单；占了你的田地，我并没有变成富翁，还得我下地干活，现在比你在的时候更累！

I had seen Vladimir Putin along with Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel when I was a student at UIBE in 1999. One night when I suggested to be kind to the two women without their husbands nearby, Putin raised a hand against them. Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel were dumbfounded with their mouths opened. However, I was amused. The plot was staged because of my question about Putin's hatred towards "Duschman", a native word of my people, which sounds like Deutschmann in German. Putin said he would be never pleased until there was no "Duschman" on Earth. Putin said it so proudly that Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel remonstrated right away. They exclaimed "Protest!" As soon as I heard that Hillary Clinton failed in her election, I knew the result might be thanks to Vladimir Putin, who should have either started a cyberwar or laid a curse secretly. They hate each other even though they kiss cheeks whenever photographed on a screen.