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I have never known until recently the exact reason why Ms. Wu Yi took so many Chinsese film stars to my dorm. She did that after I was taken , for examing my honesty,  to see the top scientist of China, Qian Xue Sheng by Wu Jin Tao, the former Chairman of China. She must have thought that I was no more than a player and cheated her with certain performances, because I did sing a few songs before her. She brought to my dorm even political tycoons like Hilary Clinton, Angela Merkel and Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. They all had heard my songs and took some from me as their own. Mr. Putin gave "Stop! Stop! Stop" to Nu Virgos. Ms. Clinton presented Whitney Houston with "When You Believe", and Enya with "Only Time". When I met with the prince of Japan in 1999, he asked me to sing a song to him and it was "On Your Mark". I live on the land where an ancient people called Tangut had built a nation before they were vanished one thousand years ago. Now I a

Hilary Clinton took a handicraft out of her bag and asked me to tell her about the gift that she had received from Wu Yi. It was called "Ru Yi" in Chinese, and made of dark brown wood. Wu Yi proudly said it was of padauk. Hilary Clinton wondered what a thing of that kind originated from. I asked her to hold it with both of her hands and put it between her legs. She did so and looked amused like a man with an erection. I told her it stood for male genitals.