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It is hard to carry many secrets so long since my graduation from college, where Wu Yi had bothered me with the exact cause to trigger the Wen Chuan earthquake. Naively, I asked her to persuade the Chinese government for a reward, which, less expensive than King Solomon's crown, she called "real cheapy", though. On hearing my request, she pointed at me and shouted out a curse: "If death is not the punishment on you, you have to suffer from it alive!" Actually, this so-called "iron lady", popular in China but an "iron Mary" to me, was not the only one who had exhausted me. Her "strategic partner", Hillary Clinton also treated me like a whipping boy, and, once due to an unhappy negotiation with Wu Yi, cast her own curse: "Shame on your country!" There is another "Big Lady" who I do not know very well, nor do I like. She is Li Lanqing. She had ever evaluated me by saying: "The most impetuous madcap!

In 2014, when I worked in Uganda, a woman from Kosovo said Hillary Clinton was a heroine at Kosovo, with a statue erected in the center. What an exaggeration Hillary had made, I thought, when I recalled I met Hillary Clinton in Beijing. In 1999, she went to my school to see my magic, due to which UK Parliament had almost ensured her that I was an alien. However, she called me bitch after my boyfriend forced a kiss from me several steps away from herself. As a revenge, I abused her bitterly with all the scandels and slanders I had been infused with by the media. As a result, she lost her air and became crestfallen. I was amused to see her wearing a pair of sunglasses even in the evening. When Angela Merkel wondered if I could fly, I begged Hillary to allow me to help USA peace down the Kosovo War with the power that Adolf Hitler had sent for in Tibet during the second war. Even though Vladimir Putin resist my proposal, we, Hillary, Angela and me, flied to Kosovo. Following Hillary's

吴老太太要什么有什么，都是纳税人在无私供养，再说无儿无女，还跟我要，说什么"你能给我什么？"实在是让我摸不着北；稍稍多想，让人恶心，给你一巴掌！她不怕我出书立传，不怕我写文章揭露，她跳着骂："我日你妈，谁敢？！你活罪难逃！" 我迷迷糊糊被他们押倒了宫里，押进了中*南*海。那里面真是遮天避日，幽静寒凉，看得见红墙黄瓦，听得见车行笛鸣，就是没有天地良心！我被架了土飞机，被两个当兵的提着走；走到路上，突然看见路中间有个三四米深的方坑，我高喊："吴老太太，你快了看，这是什么？" 吴老太太一路小跑，急不可耐，里外查看，然后冷嘲热讽地说道："看你妈的比！"一条蛇一样的怪物爬了出来，竟然把她吓得坐到了地上。当兵的立刻丢下我，持枪瞄准。 那怪物叫"Vikto"，是我证明自己本事的东西。我要求能把汶川地震的研究权交给我，然后党能以国相报酬谢我，支付我十二亿人民币做奖金。她却说要把荣誉留给自己的人，听到我要了十二亿就骂我"真贱！" 吴老太太时常惊讶，面对她我竟然坦然自若，她就喊"你知道我是谁？"；这时我就说："你是邻家老太太。"她也不忘面带笑容，不过有股油腥味；我问她怎么笑起来怎么象个男人，她大惊失色，端起右手，食指就象响尾蛇的尾巴上下翻飞，恶狠狠甚至是慢条斯理地骂到："你这个婊子，你别当我不知道你的事！" 我一心做科学家的梦泡汤了。看来所谓的中国梦是不允许有外来户的。谁让我不是汉民呢。 紧接着我就见到了胡老爷，他也问我能给他什么，他把我问得笑了起来：你都做了皇帝，要什么有什么，还跟我要，我能有什么？！他带我见了钱学森，以试真伪。钱老坐在床上，他的房子就象宇宙飞船，八面玲珑，面面都是透明的玻璃窗，毫无遮掩之意。我的话把他也逗乐了，惹得胡总不高兴，扭头直瞪我。我问钱老怎么一直没有换房子，我说他这样做对不起天下老九：他钱老可是立规矩的人，他自己这样省吃俭用也就算了，以后当权的人都按这样的标准对待老九，我们就惨了！ 我的几句歪诗，几首烂歌，这些慈母慈父们都没有放过，全部不是我的了，网上一查，全被瓜分了；几首英文歌送给了Hilary Clinton，让她带了回去，Ennya唱的Only Time就是我的

On an afternoon in May, in 2014, at the International Airport of Uganda, I had a conversation with Mr. Ouyang Daobing (欧阳道冰), the Chinese commercial counsellor to Uganda, who was there to receive his daughter and nephew. He was quite sociable with a smiling face. After a short questioning about my purpose of working in Uganda, he asked me if I had ever enjoyed any period of happy life. I told him that I had actually suffered from a crisis on 10th May, 2008, just one day before the Wen Chuan Earthquake took place, when I shared the news with more than 200 students of mine and all my colleagues.On hearing this, he had a twist in his expression, looking like dumbfounded. Then he put on airs leaning backwards, and challenged me with one more prediction about China. I told him there would happen an economic crisis from 2015 to 2017, with the culmination in July, in 2016. "What are the results of the economic crisis?" he continued. "There will be a devaluation of RMB along wit

The biggest threat of China in 2016 is an economic crisis, which will come to culmination in July this year. The depression might pass through peacefully if the Chinese government could divide the national wealth among the commoners rather than irritate them to resist with any wrong policy. If there is one evil enough to worsen this recession, it is the inheritance tax that has provoked critisim across China. "Under the latest revised version of the proposal for inheritance tax, the cut-off amount for inheritance tax is 800,000 yuan (HK$1.01 million), and net successions of 5 million, 10 million, and 30 million yuan will be subject to tax amounts of 840,000 yuan, 2.09 million yuan, and 10.34 million yuan respectively." Under this proposed law:"A hardworking couple, with the help of both sets of their parents and a 30-year mortgage, finally bought a house. After 30 years, the mortgage is paid off, and after another 30 years, the couple passes away, and their child inherit