The encounter with Angela Merkel

when I came out of the room on one night in 1999 into the corridor before my dormitory at UIBE, I saw an alien woman keeping her back to me, and got amused to recognise her as Angela Merkel as soon as she turned around for a second. How interesting it was to meet three women politicos all together, I thought, when a Chinese proverb came into my mind, which is "Three women make a drama." As I said it out, I began to float like angel in the air, even though Wu Yi, at that moment, spat loudly and cursed "I fuck your mother!" with a snort first. Surprised though, Angela Merkel looked unhappy as she turned around for another second.

why Angela Merkel was so arrogent to an godlike man like me, I wondered at first thought and asked Hillary Clinton if she thought I was an angel.

Since Hillary refused to admit that I was one, I appealed to all the roommates around to shout slogans with me. Sunddely, "Jawohl! Jawohl! Jawohl!" Almost with one accord, the chorus reverberated through the corridor, so that my English, Mr. Grimshore, raised his head to see us from his bowing of 90 degree.

Angela Merkel astonishingly turned around with her arm raised up and down, cheering with us. Out of curiosity, I requested Angela Merkel to explain why she, as a foreign leader, was pleased to speak my mother tongue.

However, Angela Merkel mysteriously did not answered me, but said "Ich muss" in German and with another, "What is the word that you use to describe the Chinese people?"

With the help of Hillary Clinton as our interpreter, I understood her and said "Cruel", which in turn got her dumbfounded.

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