奇妙的大学宿舍生活

我给吴老太太再次告状，说这些所谓的学生会主席，学生会干部，班干部们都在宿舍里干些什么：
一天中午12点，刚上完课，我嫌那米粒大的回民食堂人满为患，就先回了宿舍。大中午地，宿舍门却半掩着，我推开门走了进去。那一幕惊呆了我，近16年后的今天，我还是感到那场面夸张。只见邻近几个宿舍里的五六个同学和我们的大鼻子欧罗巴/刘延祥/刘大女人围坐在两张桌子旁，在打扑克牌；他们一个个赤身裸体，鸡吧肿胀端在两腿间，脑门上还都贴着长长短短的白色纸条。宿舍里一片狼籍，却有一股熏人的五香瓜子味！那黑黑的水泥地上覆盖着一层厚厚的瓜子壳，踩上去恍若林间、如履松针，在脚下喀嚓乱响 ......

吴老太太听得神慌，趔趄身子，骂道："你胡说，你放屁！"

大鼻子妓女刘的大鸡吧何等夸张，竟然能弯到身后，插进他自己的屁眼里！有一次，他当着众人的面，崛起屁股出来见人，给大家展示他屁眼里的精液。问他是谁的，他回答："不是你的！"

作为单身女人的辅导员张，对于刘屁眼这把敢在女同学面前露阴茎的双刃刀非常护短；不管他是对还是错，面对控诉，她悠然自得，双手抱胸躺在椅子里，暗自发笑！



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