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“荣誉只能给自己人”

评杨振宁:"2015年4月1日我放弃了美国国籍" ——半世英明载誉归,天朝喜得天人怜。金宇藏女驾玉辇,一时腥骚满中华。

西夏王陵游记

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哥哥跪在弟弟的坟前,哭到:没有你的日子,我好孤单;占了你的田地,我并没有变成富翁,还得我下地干活,现在比你在的时候更累!

Putin's hatred

I had seen Vladimir Putin along with Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel when I was a student at UIBE in 1999. One night when I suggested to be kind to the two women without their husbands nearby, Putin raised a hand against them. Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel were dumbfounded with their mouths opened. However, I was amused. The plot was staged because of my question about Putin's hatred towards "Duschman", a native word of my people, which sounds like Deutschmann in German. Putin said he would be never pleased until there was no "Duschman" on Earth. Putin said it so proudly that Hillary Clinton and Angela Merkel remonstrated right away. They exclaimed "Protest!" As soon as I heard that Hillary Clinton failed in her election, I knew the result might be thanks to Vladimir Putin, who should have either started a cyberwar or laid a curse secretly. They hate each other even though they kiss cheeks whenever photographed on a screen.

烦恼

累死累活不挣钱, 掐分省厘还欠款。 点点滴滴为养老, 前遮后掩怕眼馋。

哄孩儿

红色贵族官二代,老子江山儿子做。 人民公仆我选我,天朝禅让书记大。

新纳粹

世界各地都有唐人街,中华大地只能一族占。贪婪阴毒妄称文明国,吝啬卑鄙吹嘘礼仪邦。 -- 发自我的网易邮箱手机智能版

玩世不恭

越苦越累不挣钱,有钱有权爱骂人。磨出老茧无人怜,再多捷报也不信!