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Loreena McKennitt stole Santiago from me

It was really hard to believe Trevor Grimshore had robbed me of so many songs and sold them to the singers of Britain. I had complained to Wu Yi, the former Vice Premier of the State Council of the People's Republic of China. She yelled at me and said that I was doomed. As I told my experience to that English teacher, Trevor Grimshore, he ironized me and said that I was well served. But Loreena McKennitt, I know how my songs go, you can not cheat me! You, Loreena McKennitt, have stolen my songs along with Ennya.

Singing Celtic while combimg my English teacher

All of a sudden, I realized that another one of my songs had been robbed when I happened to hear Declan Galbraith singing An Angel in one video. The song reminded me of some of the words that Trevor Grimshor had said to me.He claimed he could sense the special tune of bagpipe in my songs, which is unique and existent only in Celtic music. I did meet Declan Galbraith and Kelly family in Beijing in 1999, when I was a college student majoring in Bussiness English in UIBE. Declan Galbraith looked like a sweet heart. Kelly and his family told me there would be a concert in three days, where they would sing my song. At that night, I wished Kelly's family good luck. These guys are all my thieves now. I know there must have been a deal about my safety between the governments of Bejing, Britain, German, Russan and USA. My songs and designs of V-22 Osprey and Beijing Olympic Stadium are the price I had paid for my dear life. Hillary Clinton, my sistor, you can not deny my truth!

我的两首被盗歌曲

知道了汶川地震不可避免之后,吴仪问我日本有没有地震;我说有。我答应吴仪如果我能获准研究汶川地震,就答应说服日本政府及其天皇将钓鱼岛送给中国。吴仪勃然大怒,说自古以来那是中国的领土。我恳求中共能允许我飞到日本去谈条件。之后的某天白天,我被一架直升飞机带到了海上,我被推了下去,我飞到了一个岛上,有日本人出来拿着日本旗让我离开。我告诉他们我要见日本天皇和元首。没有正式的会谈,见的多的是一个假冒太子,看他吃河豚。那个人拿出一张纸说让我唱成歌曲,题目就是On your mark。他当时在学美国人给日本学生写的一本口语习语书,我问他能不能送给我,他不愿意,神情是典型日本人的表情。我唱歌的时候,他感觉日语还是好;把那本习语书合上的时候,我清楚地感到他更喜欢自己祖先的语言了。 我的另一首歌曲是在对外经济贸易大学宿舍楼里唱的。那是一天下午我从午休中醒过来的时候,我的外教Mr. Trevor Grimshore出现在宿舍门口,他打扮成了粉红色的兔女郎。我跟了他出了门,到了走廊里,空空荡荡,我一时兴趣,唱了hey Juliet。唱的过程中从马贝宏的宿舍里走出了一个十来岁的男孩,我随着我的歌曲跳起了街舞。晚上回来的时候,那小孩还在。同学赵燚警告他不要再跳,说否则会被电击倒。 我曾要求吴仪保护我的知识产权,吴仪不仅呸了我,还说我活该。 我估计我终生都证明不了我就是原创的作者。

吴仪要我效仿金庸,一元钱出卖有关汶川地震预报的知识

我在211宿舍见到过金庸先生,他笑容可掬,一言不发。我想中央提出12亿人民币出让有关汶川地震预报的知识,吴仪说:"真贱!"回过头,她又问我:"日本有没有地震"听到我说有她做雀跃状。我当时说,希望中央能让日本天皇及政府承保我能免除日本30%领土免受核污染,并希望日本能给我支付1000公斤黄金。吴仪一听,吥一声就吐在了地上。以后我真的见到了日本天皇夫妇,可惜他们没有信心接受我的请求。我告诉过吴仪,日本地震中心离当年鲁迅学习的仙台不远的东海上。

席慕容被吴仪带到211宿舍

在楼道传过来的一丝光线中,吴仪带着席慕容进了211宿舍,一边走一边说,你看谁来了。迷糊中,我不知道该怎么回答。席慕容说出了她自己的名字。我问她和习近平是不是亲戚;听到我的话,吴仪冷笑了一声。席慕容解释说她是台湾人。 一下子金庸的《天龙八部》中的慕容涌现在我的脑海了,我也乐了,问:"是慕容公主吗?"站在宿舍门后面阴影里,吴仪说:"看来你还认得你主子!"我反驳:"蒙古三分之一的领土成了你们的省,占了这么大的便宜,你还嘴上不留情?!"吴仪一听就吥一下向地上吐了一下。 席慕容说:"我刚来大陆,你们就......"吴仪怒吼一声:"怎么了?" 席慕容朝门口走去,打算离开了;我赶紧说:"请等等,我唱一首歌。"之后,我就唱了现在网上能听到的《出塞曲》。席慕容很高兴,说她一定把我的歌曲刻录出来。吴仪怒斥道:"你敢!"我让席慕容附耳过来,告诉她去找腾格尔,腾格尔以前在宁夏固原上过学。我还告诉她元朝时西夏属于忽必烈的孙子阿南达,他信仰伊斯兰教,都城就在固原。 她们走了之后,宿舍里空空的,我看了看放在桌子上的吉他。几天前,有人放在了这里。我拿起来玩的时候,吴仪看见过,她还说我是倒弹琵琶。我问了她半天,她才说倒弹琵琶就是用左手弹琵琶;我以前没怎么注意到这一点。

Gwendolyn Brooks robbed me of my poem

I have never heard Gwendolyn Brooks until her story was reported in an mp3 of VOA Special English that I downloaded on the internet. But I do know that the words written in English in my notebook have belonged to me before I met Hillary Rodham Clinton in my dorm in 1999, when I was a student of University of International Business and Economics (UIBE).   Invited there by Wu Yi, the former Vice Premier of China, Madam Clinton asked me why I could get access to the military secrets of USA and how dare I could have to have informed the Chinese Government of the bomb attack on the Chinese Ambassador to Kosovo. Though the meeting turned out to be rather boring and annoying, I have tried to call her "sister", which made her daughter wonder if she had to call me uncle. Finally, she called me bitch and I shot her with electricity.   During the unique encounter, I promise Hillary to reward the USA with seven meteors shooting at Mars and other benefits like the design of ...

中国的财富源泉是廉价劳动力

政治体制不同真的一定能决定一国公民的财富收入吗?中东的阿拉伯国家富有石油,尽管实行君主制,百姓还是生活富裕。中国能成为世界工厂,中国政府富贾一方,没有廉价的青壮力,怎么可能聚集起来举世瞩目的国家财富?由于中国实施计划生育政策,预计在2030年左右老年人口达到历史最高峰。从2018年到2026年8年的经济恢复增长时期里,如果中国目前的人口和经济政策不变,估计中国将耗尽所有廉价劳动力。之后的中国将无多少青年可用,无多少钱可雇员工,又穷又老。